The Iron Clad Dominion of Malatoga is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Roman Gorkov with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.283 billion Malatogans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Togonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Malatogan economy, worth 841 trillion Malas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,271 Malas, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, nothing in life is promised except death and government support, new drivers are driving the nation into a budget hole, and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Malatoga's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Panowism.

Malatoga is ranked 6,153^rd in the world and 5^th in Ridgefield for Most Developed, scoring 93.45 on the Human Development Index.