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Largest Gambling Industry: 371stRudest Citizens: 446thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 526th
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Population7.599 billion



The Whatevers of DiRito-Opolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by whoever with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.599 billion whatevers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wherever. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient whatever economy, worth a remarkable 1,697 trillion whatevers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 223,443 whatevers, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of DiRito-Opolis, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DiRito-Opolis's national animal is the whatever, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever.

DiRito-Opolis is ranked 218,789th in the world and 30th in Ridgefield for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.99 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Gambling Industry: 371stRudest Citizens: 446thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 526thFattest Citizens: 607thLargest Retail Industry: 611thMost Avoided: 644thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 653rdHighest Crime Rates: 657thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 710thMost Armed: 965thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,292ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,332ndMost Influential: 1,344thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,380thLargest Mining Sector: 1,381stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,691stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,439thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,349thHighest Average Incomes: 4,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,165thMost Devout: 6,475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,567thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,140thHighest Economic Output: 9,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,571stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,809thLargest Black Market: 21,081st
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the region

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