The Federal Communist Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.649 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 4,461 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,732 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fauzjhia is ranked 2,119^th in the world and 61^st in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 4,461 trillion Standard Monetary Units.