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Most Inclusive: 24thHighest Food Quality: 33rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th
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Population17.244 billion

CapitalTaxes City
LeaderAudrey-Satania Darklight

AnimalDarklight Wolf

The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.244 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 7,292 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 422,909 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, organ donation is compulsory, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the Fauzjhian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 141st in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 393.9 quips per hour.

Most Inclusive: 24thHighest Food Quality: 33rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thMost Compassionate Citizens: 41stMost Beautiful Environments: 41stMost Pacifist: 41stNicest Citizens: 42ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 48thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59thMost Developed: 60thBest Weather: 62ndLongest Average Lifespans: 70thLargest Governments: 71stMost Rebellious Youth: 73rdLargest Welfare Programs: 80thHealthiest Citizens: 83rdMost Cultured: 86thMost Cheerful Citizens: 89thMost Valuable International Artwork: 101stSafest: 130thMost Advanced Public Transport: 130thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 135thMost Secular: 136thSmartest Citizens: 141stMost Efficient Economies: 158thHighest Poor Incomes: 174thMost Subsidized Industry: 206thLeast Corrupt Governments: 311thLowest Crime Rates: 347thLargest Publishing Industry: 402ndHighest Average Incomes: 747thMost Scientifically Advanced: 935thHighest Economic Output: 1,250thRudest Citizens: 1,468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,069thTop
Most Influential: 2,605thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,354thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,303rdTop
Most Income Equality: 14,420thLargest Populations: 15,840thMost Patriotic: 19,284thHighest Drug Use: 22,032nd
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 107th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 172nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 206th in the regionLargest Populations: 306th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 374th in the regionMost Patriotic: 475th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 494th in the regionMost Income Equality: 534th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the Fauzjhian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Fauzjhia lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.


World Assembly

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