The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.244 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 7,292 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 422,909 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, organ donation is compulsory, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the Fauzjhian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 141^st in the world and 5^th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 393.9 quips per hour.