The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.172 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth an astonishing 10,059 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 475,140 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, many friends and relatives of Audrey-Satania Darklight have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, large sections of Fauzjhia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 241^st in the world and 12^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 237.08 law-abiding acts per hour.