The Red Lucky Holy Planet of Fauxia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.534 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion gold bar asteroids a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,661 gold bar asteroids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the moon vampire cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 11,841^st in the world and 613^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,001.42 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.