The Red Lucky Holy Planet of Fauxia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.081 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion gold bar asteroids a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,075 gold bar asteroids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the moon vampire cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 5,954^th in the world and 159^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,555.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.