The Grumpy Nonagenarian of Fauxia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Agent of Chaos with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.646 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Suburbs. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,873 trillion asteroids a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 227,202 asteroids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 2,400^th in the world and 79^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 97.72 on the Human Development Index.