The Republic of Ruotsaland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Emil Schauman with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.801 billion Ruotsa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsingfors. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ruotsi economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion Ruotsi marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,646 Ruotsi marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of President Emil Schauman bullying an old man to the point of tears, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Ruotsaland, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Ruotsaland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruotsaland's national animal is the Northern Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ruotsaland is ranked 4,421^st in the world and 23^rd in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 132.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.