The Republic of Aelandi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dima Tritja Дима Тритя with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.722 billion Aelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krinac Кринас. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aelandian economy, worth 784 trillion Aelandian Schillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,999 Aelandian Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aelandi's national animal is the Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aelandi is ranked 48,396^th in the world and 152^nd in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 103.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.