The State of Heskurik is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Khrustah with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.869 billion Heskurikea are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lupmre City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Heskuric economy, worth 981 trillion Heskuric Bënoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,242 Heskuric Bënoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heskurik's national animal is the Barno Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Krakowism.

Heskurik is ranked 13,567^th in the world and 19^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 129.35 kickbacks per hour.