The Holy Kingdom of Kyievska Rus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ярослав II with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.154 billion Kyievan have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rusin economy, worth 747 trillion Гривняs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,541 Гривняs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyievska Rus's national animal is the Змій Горинич, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyievska Rus is ranked 20,298^th in the world and 96^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 113.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.