The Armed Republic of Daganwaash is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme leader August Mizdad with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.73 billion Daganwaashians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terrea Major. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Daganwaashian economy, worth 436 trillion Pipipupuchecks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,068 Pipipupuchecks, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Books are so highly regarded in Daganwaash that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daganwaash's national animal is the Mišo Vlado, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Book.

Daganwaash is ranked 220,310^th in the world and 924^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 263.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.