The Glorious Maoist Democracy of COMMIEPLACE is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighty Respected Chairman Comrade Stalin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.201 billion Marxist-Leninist-Maoists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Maoist economy, worth 45.5 trillion Revolutions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,907 Revolutions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. COMMIEPLACE's national animal is the Scientific Socialist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Leninism-Maoism.

COMMIEPLACE is ranked 90,207^th in the world and 410^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,048.41 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.