The Republic of EIndonesia is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 91 million EIndonesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The powerhouse EIndonesian economy, worth 7.87 trillion rupiahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,449 rupiahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,961 per year while the poor average 23,709, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. EIndonesia's national animal is the garuda.

EIndonesia is ranked 209,591^st in the world and 4,393^rd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 37.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.