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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 283rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 576th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 699th
The Sopo Sloth Kingdom of
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Population23.624 billion

CapitalUnionville d'Ambrella
LeaderSopo Sopopopolis

AnimalAzure Flamingo

The Sopo Sloth Kingdom of Ambrella is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sopo Sopopopolis with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.624 billion Ambrellans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unionville d'Ambrella. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ambrellan economy, worth a remarkable 5,542 trillion soprics a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 234,630 soprics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,180,207 per year while the poor average 26,070, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, t-shirts displaying a photo of Sopo Sopopopolis performing the Full-Monty are selling out, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ambrella's national animal is the Azure Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Allerb'ma.

Ambrella is ranked 974th in the world and 7th in Europeia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.18 million Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 283rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 576thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 699thLargest Gambling Industry: 729thFattest Citizens: 791stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 919thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 974thMost Influential: 1,047thHighest Economic Output: 1,097thLargest Mining Sector: 1,102ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,183rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,200thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,667thMost Avoided: 1,689thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,733rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,297thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,865thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,218thLargest Populations: 3,229thHighest Average Incomes: 3,332ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,027thMost Devout: 4,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,640thMost Armed: 5,013thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,044thRudest Citizens: 5,085thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,276thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,246thMost Cultured: 7,367thMost Stationary: 7,520thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,053rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,249thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,382ndLargest Black Market: 10,519thMost Efficient Economies: 11,273rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,362ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,760thHighest Drug Use: 13,787thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,925thMost Pro-Market: 14,327thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,478th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Devout: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 46th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ambrella was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambrella, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambrella, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambrella, t-shirts displaying a photo of Sopo Sopopopolis performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambrella, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambrella, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions.
  • : Ambrella agreed to construct embassies between Europeia and St Abbaddon.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambrella, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambrella, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambrella, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.


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