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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 276th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 568th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 700th
The Sopo Sloth Kingdom of
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Population24.005 billion

CapitalUnionville d'Ambrella
LeaderSopo Sopopopolis

AnimalAzure Flamingo

The Sopo Sloth Kingdom of Ambrella is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sopo Sopopopolis with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.005 billion Ambrellans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unionville d'Ambrella. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ambrellan economy, worth a remarkable 5,632 trillion soprics a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 234,630 soprics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,180,207 per year while the poor average 26,070, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, t-shirts displaying a photo of Sopo Sopopopolis performing the Full-Monty are selling out, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ambrella's national animal is the Azure Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Allerb'ma.

Ambrella is ranked 170,143rd in the world and 916th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -42.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 276thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 568thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 700thLargest Gambling Industry: 718thFattest Citizens: 803rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 918thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 934thHighest Economic Output: 1,079thLargest Mining Sector: 1,094thMost Influential: 1,129thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,165thHighest Crime Rates: 1,183rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,672ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,678thMost Avoided: 1,689thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,858thLargest Populations: 3,222ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,289thHighest Average Incomes: 3,403rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,099thMost Devout: 4,599thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,603rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,010thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,161stRudest Citizens: 5,337thMost Armed: 5,408thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,486thMost Stationary: 7,296thMost Cultured: 7,344thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,369thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,714thLargest Black Market: 10,893rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,930thMost Efficient Economies: 11,546thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,997thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,313thHighest Drug Use: 14,498thMost Pro-Market: 14,845thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,766th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 75th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 87th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ambrella was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : The WA Delegate-Councilor of Aexnidaral dismissed Ambrella as President of Europeia.
  • : Ambrella was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Ambrella was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Ambrella was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Ambrella was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Ambrella was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Ambrella created a new poll in Europeia: "What's the best kind of sale?".
  • : Ambrella was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambrella, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.


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