The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.932 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,094 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,927 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Felps reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, a video of Felps wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime is totally unknown. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 293,914^th in the world and 6,448^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.