The Blurple Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Mia I with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.372 billion Lugarvats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Kaoski. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lugarvat economy, worth 189 trillion Lugarvat Rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,759 Lugarvat Rubies, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

A flying elephant and Emperor Mia I share the same nickname, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and tabloids coo over Emperor Mia I's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lugarvatn's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Lugarvatn is ranked 282,311^th in the world and 6,191^st in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.95 pounds of wildlife per square mile.