The United Kingdom of Gojira is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johnny Razor with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.55 billion Gojirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kujira Atomica. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gojiran economy, worth 462 trillion G-Cells a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,379 G-Cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Johnny Razor reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gojira's national animal is the Reojira Chonklerious, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kajiuanisim.

Gojira is ranked 269,946^th in the world and 5,650^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.