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Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena wrote:

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Did I hear a mention of lobster? I will bring deckhand skills and the butter if you bring the boat, traps, permits, bait, fuel, and tech to find them!

Haven’t you ever heard a lobster scream when it’s shoved into boiling water? Is there a soya substitute?

Foreign Aid: First: Dregonia top 0.3%. Second: Toney River top 0.8%. Third: Kalix top 1% … Middle: La Chicane top 9% … Last: Economic Invincibility bottom 0%

Word first: Gynostan Pontbridge Islands
Eladen The CUD top 0.05%
Nudist Dreamland The Nude Beach top 0.2%
Gay Equality Homosexual Love top 0.3%

In Iantopiia, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".

Population: First: Kalix top 0.3% (43.8 billion). Second: Nouvelle-Acadie top 0.5% (40.2 billion). Third: Toney River top 0.7% (37.7 billion) … Middle: Economic Invincibility top 3% (26.4 billion) … Last: Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena bottom 23% (684 million)

World first: Kyupaa NationStates (47 billion)
Eladen Little Flowers top 0.04% (92nd in workd) (46.2 billion)
Nudist Dreamland Yannia top 0.4% (43 billion)
Gay Equality Midshire top 3% (26 billion)

In Hrstrovokia, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.

Safety: First: Kalix top 0.2%. Second: Dregonia 0.3%. Third: Toney River top 0.5% … Middle: Marcistani top 4% … Last: Economic Invincibility bottom 0%

World first: Kindjal Groland
Eladen Klesh top 0.006% (15th in world)
Nudist Dreamland Yannia top 0.2%
Gay Equality Quartzinne top 0.6%

In -Thanks-To Them-, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.

Blue Narcissus wrote:

Haven’t you ever heard a lobster scream when it’s shoved into boiling water? Is there a soya substitute?

I thought you all were a Maritimes theme, no soya growing there.
Have you heard the way the soy plants scream when their little beans are plucked off their bodies to be eaten by the bowlful instead of become their offspring? Sounds a lot like the lobsters scream to me :P

Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena wrote:

I thought you all were a Maritimes theme, no soya growing there.
Have you heard the way the soy plants scream when their little beans are plucked off their bodies to be eaten by the bowlful instead of become their offspring? Sounds a lot like the lobsters scream to me :P

Plant screams are nowhere near as horrible as lobster screams when they’re being boiled.

Blue Narcissus wrote:

Haven’t you ever heard a lobster scream when it’s shoved into boiling water? Is there a soya substitute?

Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena wrote:

I thought you all were a Maritimes theme, no soya growing there.
Have you heard the way the soy plants scream when their little beans are plucked off their bodies to be eaten by the bowlful instead of become their offspring? Sounds a lot like the lobsters scream to me :P

Lobsters don’t stay in the Maritimes any more for the likes of us. They are reserved for plates in fancy restaurants in Montreal, Toronto and New York. :)

Patriotism: First: Hrstrovokia top 0.007% (20th in world). Second: Iantopiia top 0.9%. Third: LSN37 top 5% … Middle: Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena bottom 10% … Last: Marcistani bottom 0%

World first: PapaBellum Papastan
Eladen Klesh top 0.03% (78th in world)
Nudist Dreamland SSN78 top 2%
Gay Equality GSN42 top 5%

-Thanks-To Them- isn't what it used to be.

Le Canada a trimé dur, mais il est parvenu à vaincre la Finlande par la marque de 5-3 hier au Championnat mondial de hockey. Déjà assurés de participer aux quarts de finale, les Canadiens ont confirmé leur place dans le top 3 de leur groupe avec 14 points en 5 matchs.

Bon dimanche matin et bonne journée à vous tous.

These regions like LSN55, LSN56 etc etc process several issues within a few seconds. This must surely be done by machine?

Cheerfulness: First: Dregonia top 0.5%. Second: Marcistani top 2%. Third: Canada Jack top 6% … Middle: La Chicane bottom 3% … Last: Hrstrovokia bottom 0%

World first: Kaigi The East Pacific
Nudist Dreamland Yannia top 0.02% (57th in world)
Eladen Ducky II top 0.2%
Gay Equality Avalonde top 0.7%

In Cybernetic Ultimate Hyena, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at.

Middle nation here for cheerfulness is in the bottom 3 percent worldwide. What a miserable bunch we are, except for Dregonia and a couple more.