The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.894 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,358 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,994 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 136,854^th in the world and 2,445^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,165.08 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.