The United Kingdom of Triumphiam is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aldous Luxley with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 4.046 billion Triumphers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxa City. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphiam economy, worth 735 trillion Luxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 181,726 Luxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triumphiam's national animal is the Silver Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Triumphiam is ranked 5,561^st in the world and 160^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 129.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.