Population | 12.436 billion |
Capital | Kongo |
Leader | The great Dong |
Faith | Barfighting |
Currency | Bag of Gold |
Animal | Pet rock |
The Church of Slongs is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The great Dong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.436 billion Slongsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Slongsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Bags of Gold a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,160 Bags of Gold, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
Ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, ritual mummification is making a comeback, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the Pet rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Barfighting.
Slongs is ranked 15,897th in the world and 352nd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,984.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of DennisDenny.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Republic of Abtracnt.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Corporatocracy of Liberatarianism.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare.
- : Slongs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Most Influential, and Most Beautiful Environments, and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Enou.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Republic of Kucia.
- : Slongs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands.
- : Slongs lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 100 » Axdel, BearStackof2015, Pakitsk, Talitoa, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, A Slanted Black Stripe, Enlil, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Ridann, A mean old man, Iodinia, New Leganes, Under Upper Antartica, Fellon, Spiruvania, From New World, Modra, East Malaysia, Sandboxford, Aivintis, Mardom, The Marlands, Santa Dystopia, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Jankono, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Murshan, La Xinga, Alleramica, Tassirion, Pondingonia, Dwightica, Malvekia, Evrigenis, The Holy Rat, Troc, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Coruh, and 50 others.Merlovich, Connerii, Roissyland, Zukchiva, Myehn, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Compton-Conway, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Katalantana, Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia, Danelaw Scandinavia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Blobbo, Daravon, Dvaorla, Unger under over, Floridian Australia, Trulu, Stellar Colonies, Vussul, Grimmerdhore, Kyrisland, CheeseBurrito, Arleat, Gem, NewImperia, The Foraois, Tshana, Klovak, Randomskaya, Elejamie, Kriov, Barfleur, Krozland, Henren, Awestre Gorend, Aeljae, Kaigi, Drunken Seal Islands, Kucia, Enou, Goodnamesarerare, Liberatarianism, Abtracnt, and DennisDenny.