The Democratic Republic of Suomalainem is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Retúri Násakh with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.183 billion Suomalese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Usíash. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Suomalese economy, worth 597 trillion Twétuns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,210 Twétuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suomalainem's national animal is the Marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Suomalainem is ranked 16,228^th in the world and 30^th in Karma for Safest, scoring 115.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.