The Free Land of The Dinland is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 319 million Dins enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonedinanger. The average income tax rate is 59.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Dinite economy, worth 14.1 trillion forints a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,090 forints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists call Dinite beach towns "the fine coastline", builders across The Dinland are blocked up with orders for new public loos, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dinland's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Dinland is ranked 57,877^th in the world and 105^th in Karma for Safest, scoring 100.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.