The Kingdom of Pavaro is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Rob with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.573 billion Pavaroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavo City. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pavaroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,292 trillion Pavs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,663 Pavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, prison is a nightmare, and posters encourage people to "Just Do It!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavaro's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pavaro is ranked 289,156^th in the world and 829^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.