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Largest Information Technology Sector: 210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 219thMost Influential: 308th
The Deep Sleep of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Kowloon Bay

Population8.467 billion

CapitalGreater Kowloon Metropolis
LeaderJasmine Shing
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyBay Dollar
AnimalDolphin of the Skies

The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jasmine Shing with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.467 billion Kowloonis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Kowloon Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kowlooni economy, worth a remarkable 4,235 trillion Bay Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 500,190 Bay Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kowloon Bay's national animal is the Dolphin of the Skies, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

New Kowloon Bay is ranked 93,253rd in the world and 203rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,114.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 219thMost Influential: 308thLargest Agricultural Sector: 312thHighest Average Incomes: 460thHighest Poor Incomes: 474thMost Secular: 707thSmartest Citizens: 738thLowest Crime Rates: 740thMost Efficient Economies: 764thMost Patriotic: 877thLargest Governments: 911thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,064thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,116thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,122ndMost Developed: 1,253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,489thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,814thMost Inclusive: 1,823rdLargest Black Market: 1,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,224thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,476thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,640thHighest Food Quality: 2,757thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,936thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,025thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,281stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,351stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,341stHighest Economic Output: 4,423rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,582ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,579thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,306thRudest Citizens: 8,651stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,885thMost Cultured: 9,889thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,704thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,275thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 22,620thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,073rd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 78th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Eastern Tamuppy.
  • : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Kazoostan.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, everyone apparently sends Jasmine Shing hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Dreyas.

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