Population | 8.467 billion |
Capital | Greater Kowloon Metropolis |
Leader | Jasmine Shing |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Bay Dollar |
Animal | Dolphin of the Skies |
The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jasmine Shing with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.467 billion Kowloonis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Kowloon Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kowlooni economy, worth a remarkable 4,235 trillion Bay Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 500,190 Bay Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kowloon Bay's national animal is the Dolphin of the Skies, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.
New Kowloon Bay is ranked 93,253rd in the world and 203rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,114.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Eastern Tamuppy.
- : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Kazoostan.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, everyone apparently sends Jasmine Shing hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
- : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Dreyas.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 84 » Astrobolt, Free Land of Rebellium, Guyana Francese, Alski, Macrasetia, Greater Sus, Zeklandia, Western Oceania, Anollasia, Venvee Republic, Faradova, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Sillitopia, Better Indonesia, Franconia and Bavaria, Samonaemia, Killettland, Grimmywelsh, Manneo Varo, Milanisca, The Democratic State Of Josora, Seantonia, Greater Granskiye, Creberg, DetroitSmash, Havia Sysis, Jaegerpondonia, Zebastani, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Old Atlantica, Kalimport, United Independent Kingdoms, The African Emirates, Taiqar, Republic of Libriano, Lower Phlebacite, The Galactic American Imperium, Chip Skylark, United federation of kurdistan, Elite Order of the Black Rose, Blogotopia, East Harkway, Democratic Nacheadasaan, The Soylent Green Party, Goat Republic, Namakan, Second Peenadian, Colonel Terrosit, Wischland, Volsordia, and 34 others.The Unidet Of Life, Confertia, Valendrose, Aquachromia, Creeptopia, Cathamye, Katitania, Danyl, North Southumberland, Tawilasha, Greater Theowherveld, Herfenzir, Clialaad, Dustwind, Javaterra, Gewisse, Coreras, Pavaro, Palman, Seranis, Kyrizstanislav, Kanycta, Republic of Ash-Land, Vallis Poenina, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Ankhion, Gosheon, Lysandrion, Ear Exploder 9000, Catsia, Ishkabibber, Dreyas, Kazoostan, and Eastern Tamuppy.