The Kingdom of Guyana Francese is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 495 million Guyana Franceseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne | Remire-Montjoly. The average income tax rate is 40.4%.

The all-consuming Guyana Francesean economy, worth 50.2 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,348 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Guyana Francese, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Bees, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Guyana Francese is ranked 150,430^th in the world and 389^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 431.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.