The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Noobs J turtless with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.938 billion Democratic Of Turtleses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noob City. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Nacheadasaanian economy, worth 677 trillion Scaleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,443 Scaleses, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Democratic Nacheadasaanian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", tourists visit Democratic Nacheadasaan to mass-moon Democratic Nacheadasaanian politicians, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Democratic Nacheadasaan's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Democratic Nacheadasaan is ranked 26,528^th in the world and 77^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,477.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.