The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Mount Bhafang is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.537 billion Mount Bhafangians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mount Bhafangian economy, worth 105 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 68,879 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has implemented minimum wage laws, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and Mount Bhafangian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mount Bhafang's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Mount Bhafang is ranked 287,091^st in the world and 796^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.