The United States of Zorgazia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Xankriel Cerejo with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, vat-grown people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.802 billion Zorgazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xandria. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zorgazian economy, worth 302 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,631 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Xankriel Cerejo's office, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zorgazia's national animal is the ICBM's, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Zorgazia is ranked 104,569^th in the world and 49^th in Sancturia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.32 law-abiding acts per hour.