The Grand Empire of Ameroind is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Cedric I with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.453 billion Amerindians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ameroianin-Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameroindian economy, worth a remarkable 4,406 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 285,132 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the entire entry for Ameroind in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameroind's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the One.

Ameroind is ranked 325,214^th in the world and 112^th in Sancturia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.29 average smiles per day.