The Federal Republic of Gahais is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 464 million Gahaisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gahais City. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gahaisian economy, worth 31.9 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,824 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gahais's national animal is the Saluki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gahais is ranked 163,364^th in the world and 66^th in Sancturia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 288.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.