The Republic of Yachil is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sahale with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.836 billion Yachilis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahiga. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Yachili economy, worth 135 trillion Wampums a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,764 Wampums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yachil's national animal is the scarlet kingsnake.

Yachil is ranked 17,331^st in the world and 32^nd in Aeternum for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,460.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.