Population | 23.743 billion |
Capital | Sirian River Valley |
Leader | Fiona Mendoza |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Democratic Socialist States of Sirian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fiona Mendoza with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.743 billion Sirianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sirian River Valley. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Sirianian economy, worth a remarkable 8,784 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 369,971 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, mass shootings have become the new normal, and foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights. Crime is totally unknown. Sirian's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.
Sirian is ranked 155,933rd in the world and 81st in Sophia for Most Stationary, with 140.44794483548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sirian, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
- : Following new legislation in Sirian, mass shootings have become the new normal.
- : Following new legislation in Sirian, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Sirian was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Sirian, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Sirian, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
- : Following new legislation in Sirian, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Sirian, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in Sirian, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Sirian, email killed the radio star.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Tinhampton, Maniwinn, Husrien, Domininia, Dolphinyra, Reasonable Union, and Edweight Seal.