The Democratic Pacific Republic of French New Wake Island is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President W J Dock with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.615 billion Oceanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Greater Wake-Lander Metro Area. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanian economy, worth 376 trillion Third Edition Trench Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,855 Third Edition Trench Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. French New Wake Island's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

French New Wake Island is ranked 15,268^th in the world and 2^nd in The Socialist Republic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,161.55 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.