Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Rudest Citizens: 235thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 279thHighest Crime Rates: 288th
The Self-Administrative City of
Founder / WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population13.389 billion

LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM


The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.389 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,997 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 298,569 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 305,235th in the world and 62nd in Sophia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -39.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Rudest Citizens: 235thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 279thHighest Crime Rates: 288thHighest Drug Use: 325thMost Armed: 335thFattest Citizens: 426thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 442ndMost Avoided: 465thLargest Retail Industry: 638thHighest Disposable Incomes: 665thMost Rebellious Youth: 815thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 831stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 904thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 907thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,027thMost Efficient Economies: 1,207thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,599thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,688thHighest Average Incomes: 2,334thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,367thLargest Mining Sector: 2,724thMost Cultured: 2,749thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,950thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,114thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,511thMost Influential: 3,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,926thHighest Economic Output: 3,969thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,058thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,173rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,843rdSmartest Citizens: 7,120thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,992ndMost Inclusive: 9,051stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,990thLargest Black Market: 10,422ndNudest: 12,274thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,214thLargest Governments: 16,656thMost Politically Free: 21,865thMost Secular: 22,837thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,912thLargest Populations: 25,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,725thHighest Food Quality: 27,994th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton's influence in Sophia rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Religious Freedom Protection".
  • : Tinhampton agreed to construct embassies between Sophia and The Sweet Ubiquity.
  • : Tinhampton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Religious Freedom Protection".
  • : Tinhampton proposed constructing embassies between Sophia and 2022 RP Region.
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Declarations".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "A Declaration on the importance of human toes".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "On the supremacy of the Potato"".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Education should grow more in countries with low GDP".