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Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Rudest Citizens: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 258thMost Valuable International Artwork: 275th
The Self-Administrative City of
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Founder / WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
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Frightening
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Political Freedom
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Tinhampton

Population9.78 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.78 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,834 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 289,792 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, Mayor Saffron Howard AM has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 6,890th in the world and 1st in Sophia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 479,879 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 258thMost Valuable International Artwork: 275thMost Armed: 288thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 312thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 368thFattest Citizens: 389thMost Avoided: 478thLargest Retail Industry: 485thHighest Disposable Incomes: 711thMost Rebellious Youth: 748thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 794thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 878thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 906thMost Efficient Economies: 907thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 937thHighest Drug Use: 1,515thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,737thHighest Average Incomes: 2,302ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,412thMost Cultured: 2,436thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,818thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,063rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,275thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,599thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,638thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,710thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,835thHighest Economic Output: 5,213thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,531stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,890thSmartest Citizens: 7,277thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,679thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,357thMost Inclusive: 8,642ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,433rdNudest: 10,492ndTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,192ndMost Influential: 15,240thMost Politically Free: 15,479thLargest Governments: 17,121stLargest Black Market: 18,230thMost Secular: 21,402ndMost Extreme: 21,560th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, Mayor Saffron Howard AM has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"".
  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Greenhouse gas reduction".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Global CO2 emissions Price".
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Tinhampton updated the World Factbook entry in Sophia.
  • : Tinhampton endorsed The Federal Republic of Trenaka.

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