The Republic of Xencovia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Kim Young-su with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.443 billion Xencovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcheon. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xencovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,453 trillion Won a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,141 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, President Kim Young-su's perky ego is the talk of the town, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xencovia's national animal is the Horangi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xencovia is ranked 2,022^nd in the world and 89^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 148 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.