The Eternal Paradise of Very totally free is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Raul Benelez with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.911 billion Very totally freeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Free City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Very totally freean economy, worth a remarkable 7,374 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 571,143 GloryToOurNationCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million GloryToOurNationCredits battlesuits, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very totally free's national animal is the Best Nation's Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.

Very totally free is ranked 440^th in the world and 14^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 20,526.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.