The Eternal Paradise of Very totally free is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Raul Benelez with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.433 billion Very totally freeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Free City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Very totally freean economy, worth a remarkable 4,303 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 510,360 GloryToOurNationCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very totally free's national animal is the Best Nation's Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.

Very totally free is ranked 194^th in the world and 1^st in Imperial Sanctuary for Most Corrupt Governments, with 891.08 kickbacks per hour.