The Cult of Uchub is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Damien Karsen with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.638 billion Uchubians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menzoberranzan. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uchubian economy, worth a remarkable 5,257 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,051 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, child labor has been outlawed, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Uchub's national animal is the Trapdoor spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Karma.

Uchub is ranked 182,769^th in the world and 285^th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,278.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.