The Democratic Republic of Tosler is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Liam Ossoff with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.328 billion Toslerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Toslerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,126 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,506 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Tosler they're lyin', ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime is totally unknown. Tosler's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Tosler is ranked 1,820^th in the world and 9^th in Gay for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,743.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.