The United Republic of Zephron-Siparun is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Zeph Leader Sinyon Pako with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.81 billion Zephs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dayana. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeph economy, worth a remarkable 2,173 trillion Zeph Amatiyabs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,708 Zeph Amatiyabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, many friends and relatives of Zeph Leader Sinyon Pako have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown. Zephron-Siparun's national animal is the Zwuokkrani Sea Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zephron-Siparun is ranked 318,984^th in the world and 66^th in Gay for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.