The Community of Toast Incorporated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cuisinart Classic 2-Slice Toaster CPT-16 with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.946 billion Toasters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rolling Fields of Wheat. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Toasty economy, worth 151 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 77,868 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown. Toast Incorporated's national animal is the Triticum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toast Incorporated is ranked 287,105^th in the world and 3,633^rd in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.49 kickbacks per hour.