The People's Republic of Socialist UwU is a huge, genial nation, notable for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 353 million Socialist UwUians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Socialist UwUian economy, worth 11.3 trillion uwubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,937 uwubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, Socialist UwU has designated Socialist UwU City as its capital city, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Socialist UwU City to enjoy their national art, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist UwU's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist UwU is ranked 27,472^nd in the world and 611^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 110.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.