The The socially accepted utopia of Comuny is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.449 billion Humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comuny City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Comunyian economy, worth 782 trillion Grams of Dark Matters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 175,973 Grams of Dark Matters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuny's national animal is the Arara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Immortal Science of the Proletariat.

Comuny is ranked 267,516^th in the world and 927^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.