The Panegyrists of The Europeian Broadcasting Corporation is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Sloth population. The hard-working population of 4.49 billion Europeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Europeian economy, worth 201 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,804 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Europeian Broadcasting Corporation's national animal is the Sloth.

The Europeian Broadcasting Corporation is ranked 139,398^th in the world and 602^nd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.97 Obesity Rate.