The Evergreen Island of Stormaen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Alexander Kane with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 35.152 billion Stormaeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stormaener economy, worth a remarkable 3,687 trillion Stormaen dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,913 Stormaen dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. Stormaen's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stormaen is ranked 29,274^th in the world and 43^rd in Canada for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 51.46 on the Kitten Softness Rating.