Population | 37.98 billion |
Capital | Mizumigari |
Leader | Alejandro de las Torres Altas |
Currency | fract |
Animal | loon |
The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.98 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 16,689 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 439,424 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 127th in the world and 1st in Canada for Nicest Citizens, with 170.85 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
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Almonaster Nuevo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Central Library Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, students in Almonaster Nuevo's schools rarely attend their classes.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, escalators are avoided at all costs.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » Mirahge,
Maple Islands,
Parkplace,
Devil Heart,
Kiljarit,
Wild Mustanges,
Cowland5,
East Canuck,
New Vinland,
British Canuckistan,
Firefights,
Cliyf Drines,
SLAM-ER,
Stormaen,
SetiCrunchers,
Mojaguay,
The True Domination,
Oilers Fans,
Arcaz,
Marty Siska,
Vancili,
Laughterandsunshine, and
Aliona.