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Almonaster Nuevo was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 304
Most Rebellious Youth: 20thLeast Corrupt Governments: 56thMost Inclusive: 64th
The Zombie Hunters of
Left-wing Utopia
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Almonaster Nuevo

Population37.98 billion

CapitalMizumigari
LeaderAlejandro de las Torres Altas

Currencyfract
Animalloon

The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.98 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 16,689 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 439,424 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 127th in the world and 1st in Canada for Nicest Citizens, with 170.85 average smiles per day.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 20thLeast Corrupt Governments: 56thMost Inclusive: 64thMost Cultured: 65thMost Pacifist: 70thHighest Food Quality: 80thSmartest Citizens: 82ndMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdMost Secular: 125thNicest Citizens: 127thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 127thMost Compassionate Citizens: 127thMost Influential: 132ndLargest Publishing Industry: 148thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189thMost Cheerful Citizens: 192ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 244thHighest Economic Output: 289thHighest Poor Incomes: 385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 450thMost Efficient Economies: 452ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 557thRudest Citizens: 605thBest Weather: 730thHighest Average Incomes: 927thLargest Governments: 965thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,000thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,016thHighest Crime Rates: 1,171stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,460thLargest Retail Industry: 1,825thLargest Populations: 2,217thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,322ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,768thMost Developed: 2,793rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,861stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,147thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,805thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,671stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,549thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,874thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 17,369thNudest: 22,198thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,515th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Almonaster Nuevo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Central Library Compact"".
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, students in Almonaster Nuevo's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".

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