The Most Compassionate Citizens in Canada
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
1. | The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Libertad y Justicia” | |
2. | The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized Stoners | Democratic Socialists | “All Your Base Are Belong To Us!” | |
3. | The Republic of Maple Islands | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Pax et Justitia” | |
4. | The Familial Spirits of Devil Heart | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “^ devil may care ^” | |
5. | The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER | Democratic Socialists | “Resistance is futile.” | |
6. | The Commonwealth of Mojaguay | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Your mom . . .” | |
7. | The Desert People of Mirahge | Authoritarian Democracy | “It's not enough that I succeed; Others should fail” | |
8. | The Hidden Country of Kiljarit | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ummm.....We'll think of one later” | |
9. | The Royal Maritime Union of New Vinland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “L'étoile du nord est toujours fidèle.” | |
10. | The Federation of Vancili | Democratic Socialists | “Strive to success” |