The Hidden Country of Kiljarit is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Takeshi Kobayashi with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.389 billion Kiljaritians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirajilik. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiljaritian economy, worth an astonishing 14,002 trillion kiljaris a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 364,745 kiljaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiljarit's national animal is the komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kobayashiism.

Kiljarit is ranked 1,564^th in the world and 8^th in Canada for Highest Food Quality, scoring 306.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.