The Glorious Republic of Stiver Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Taoiseach Karen Morris with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.557 billion Stiverans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The very strong Stiveran economy, worth 552 trillion Stiver Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 35,543 Stiver Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Stiver Island has designated Capital as its capital city and Taoiseach Karen Morris has just been declared ruler of Stiver Island in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stiver Island's national animal is the Catfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Stiver Island is ranked 201,491^st in the world and 8,090^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 43.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.