The Kingdom of Serriel is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.032 billion Serrielians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serriel. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Serrielian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,944 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serriel's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Serriel is ranked 227,907^th in the world and 28^th in International Democratic Union for Fattest Citizens, with 8.45 Obesity Rate.