The Dictatorship of Samulate is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 531 million Samulateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pakeda. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samulatean economy, worth 68.4 trillion Rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,720 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, meat-eating is frowned upon, and Samulate has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samulate's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samulate is ranked 31,583^rd in the world and 229^th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 73,147.78 Standard Monetary Units.