The Corporate state of Repland is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.031 billion Replandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The powerhouse Replandian economy, worth 102 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 99,413 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 558,888 per year while the poor average 8,737, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.

The nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Repland's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Repland is ranked 288,369^th in the world and 1,317^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.82 average smiles per day.